It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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