So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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