I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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