Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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