She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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