I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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