I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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