I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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