I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
