White coat. Heels.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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