drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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