he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
