if you like me you must not know who I am
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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