youre lurking in front of me
Duck Duck Cougar?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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