that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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