Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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