is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I did not marry a roomba.
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