Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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