I just cut my nipple shaving
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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