what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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