when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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