He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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