I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cockslap morals
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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