um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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