so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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