Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
40s are totally the cure
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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