Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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