Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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