She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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