first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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