had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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