Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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