is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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