why didn't you poke me back
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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