with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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