At least make sure they are 18
Why
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my being single is dangerous.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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