My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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