Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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