why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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