i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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