Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He shit in the fireplace
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