Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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