That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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