you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
this must be what syphilis tastes like
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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