I skipped work to stalk him.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
