Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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