i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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