remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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