brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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