sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He passed out mid-signature
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
there is glitter all over my balls
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