We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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