I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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