So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
