So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
