You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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